Wednesday 20 March 2013

My Oga At The Top...


After listening and laughing abt the trending "OGA AT THE TOP" media bubble, I think its time my tatafo self said sth abt it, una knw say I no de fit shut up but as friends, u hav to take me 4 who and wetin I be, if u can't, den simply manage since there's nufin you can do about it... Haha

   I was happily receiving updates on "My Oga at the top" and laughing my ass out wen anoda service light blinked indicating a sth new n I flew to grab my fon,  na Temzy start dat thing, telling me how and why I shud end my oga at the top fun cos of wife, children and bla bla bla, like the rest BC's, everyoda BBM follow-follow started sending d same thing. I vex but I quiet o.
   Why on earth wud we want 2 end corruption in Nigeria and the one person that used his two left legs 2 stroll in2 d media net wud be left 2 go unnoticed? How is not knowing ur website a mistake, or telling us 2 wait 4 ur oga 2 say sth b4 u say a different one, is d site an amount of money or quantity of water that fluctuates? does dat sound like sum1 that knew wat 2 say? Kids knw their house address, phone numbers and school details yet a full grown man doesn't knw d web address of a platform he heads. Did he rise 2 the position of a commandant in a week? 
   As a jnr staff didn't he write letters? Applications, references, didn't he advertise, teach jnr staff?, give report, even reply query? E no do promotion exam? Wetin them ask am? In his letter of appointment frm his oga at the top isn't there a letterhead, with the details of the establishment? Doesn't he as oga at the bottom hav a seal or staff of office 
   If a child fails a test, d class sings shame, if a student fails an exam, he bears d carry-over shame, let Nigeria Laugh, let our leaders learn and let D Ogas at the top be careful cos since they want 2 die on govt seats, we wil lead 2moro frm down here making sure we highlight their every move. D smallest negligence cud put u in d biggest of shits.God is just starting wiv nigeria,leaders buckle up, CHANNELS TV! WELLDONE.


now unto the main matter... una suppose know say i nor go miss opportunity to preach na...


However whilst so many have chosen to turn this to a joke, I think it should be an eye opener for us.

Now, let's glean some lessons from this;

1. Be very conversant with the happenings around you at all times. Ignorance can be deadly!

2. Regardless of your qualification, strive to possess a Sound Interpersonal Communication Skill (IPC). This will prevent you from making incoherent presentations. He was unable to answer any question appropriately!

3. Regardless of the case, be calm, remain yourself. Don't be too "Boss Conscious". This was a challenge the man had. He wanted to please his Boss at all cost, hence, the phrase "My Oga at the top". Refrain from worshiping people! ||« Respect all, fear none. Honor all, worship none! »||

4. When asked a question and you don't have an answer, please just open up by saying you don't know. Better still, say you'll get back to the person. This led the man to giving "ww.nscdc that's all!" as the URL for his organization. Don't EVER misinform people!

5. In this jet age, it will be highly calamitous to get ready. Please DON'T GET READY, LIVE READY! The man obviously wasn't expecting the questions asked.

Bear in mind, that this same interview could have boosted Mr. Sham's image if successful. ||« Sometimes, the path that leads to success may also lead to failure! »||

i have said my piece ooo... and i use dis opportunity to beg my uncle who is also a Divisional officer in NSCDC abeg nor vex o when i wear my oga at the top tee shirt come nscdc office o



Thursday 14 March 2013

LETS GET NAKED

This piece was written by a friend and i knew i had to post this after seeing this. Get ready to get naked!!!


Special Request: Do all you can to share this after reading. it would do someone a world of good.

Case 1.

Your husband’s younger brother who is seven years younger than you comes to live with you. The following morning you see him in the sitting room and knowing you are older than him you expect him to say, “Good morning.” Instead you receive the shock of your life when he asks you if you can’t greet. That don’t you realize that you are married to his brother and that gives him a higher status in the family. You report the incident to your husband expecting him to address this incident immediately. Instead he tells you that his brother is right. You have to be the one that should greet first. That is how it is done in their culture. Now you know that you are married.



Case 2.

Six months after getting married your husband tells you that you should plan to go and spend a week or two with his mother so as to help her with the domestic chores, that all his elder brothers’ wives came back home after getting married to help their mom. It is what their family tradition demands and he cannot be different. All your effort to make him realize that times have changed falls on deaf ears. He cannot afford to be seen in a bad light if his wife does not do what all other wives in the family have done. You must go alone to spend two weeks with his mother. Now you know that you are married.



Are you scared yet? No you are not. Let’s get naked.



Case 3.

It’s your wedding night. You and your husband courted for two years before you got married and not once did he make any sexual advances towards you. He was the perfect gentleman or so you thought. Tonight you are ready to give him your all. You count yourself blessed to have found such a wonderful man. The romance was great. He knew all the right places to touch you. Then you realize the foreplay is getting too long. He is still not inside you yet. You ask him to get in and he tells you he can’t get it up. He gets on his knees and begs you to understand. He loves you so much but he is impotent. He cannot even get an erection. Now you know that you are married.



Case 4.

You are just about to resume work after the three weeks leave you took for your wedding and honeymoon. You are fully dressed up for work when your loving husband started making advances for sex. You both have a quickie before you finally leave for the office. You shrug it off that it’s probably a one-off thing. Then it happens the next day, and the next day, and the next day. Then it finally dawns on you that your loving husband is turned on by your corporate look. You will have to find a way to live with this for years to come. Now you know that you are married.



Case 5.

You’ve been married for two years and everything has been fine so far. Your loving husband returns from an evening out with the boys. And that night he makes advances for sex. At least that is what you think he wants, only this time he asks you to give him a blowjob. Something he has never asked for in the past two years you’ve been married. He is your husband so you give him a blowjob. Then he asks you to bend over, he wants anal sex. It finally dawns on you that some weird stuff was discussed in his time out with the boys and he wants to practice them with you. Now you know that you are married.



Are you scared yet? No you are not. Let’s get naked.


Case 6.

You’ve been married for a few months when you discover that your loving husband frequents a brothel. You confront him and he tells you he is sorry but he cannot stop the habit. You ask him why? And he says he cannot sleep with just one woman in bed. He only enjoys sex when there are two ladies in bed with him. If you want him to stop going to the brothel then you have to let him bring another woman home with him on the nights he wants to have sex. That is the only way he will be satisfied. Now you know that you are married.



Case 7.

You’ve been married for some years. Your daughter will soon be two years old. You get a call at the office from the preschool that you have a situation. Your soon to be two years old daughter has been violated. While they were trying to change her diapers that morning, they noticed semen and blood around her private part. The police is alerted. Further investigation revealed it was your loving husband that violated your daughter, his own daughter. When asked why he did it he says it was because your vagina is not tight enough for him anymore. Now you know that you are married.



Now you are really, really, scared.

I wish I could tell you that none of these scenarios will be your portion in Jesus’ name, so you can scream, “Amen!” But I can’t do that. The seven cases you just read were not made up. They are real cases experienced by real people. In fact, every one of those cases happened in Lagos. And they are happening everywhere around the globe. What is the guarantee that that tall, dark, and handsome guy you are courting will not be one of them?



The time for dating and courting is not just time for KFC and Silverbird Cinemas. It is also time to study yourselves and detect behavioural patterns that will be indicators of “Danger Ahead.” But how do you know what to look for? That is the big question.



If all you know about relationship and courtship are the five sentence paragraphs people place on their facebook walls, then you have serious issues. Ninety-eight percent of those people don’t have a clue what they are writing about. Getting married is much more than saying “I do.”

Here are 7 issues many couples never adress before getting married...

1. Gender differences

2. Sex in marriage

3. Sexual perversions

4. Managing family finance

5. Conflict in marriage

6. Social vices

7. Managing in-laws



Remember, if you are still trying to get ready when you should be ready, then you are already late. Marriage is not supposed to be a painful surprise. It should be a beautiful experience.

There are lots of things that happen in marriage that most singles have no idea about. Take your eyes off KFC and Silverbird Cinemas and prepare for the challenges that will come.




Written by
Mute Efe,
The one whom Jesus loves,
Twitter: @mute_efe
+234-803-874-9796 (SMS Only)
and of course slightly Editted by Minister Effizey

FATAL FATE 1




She tightened d noose around her neck, about to kick away d stool,
She remembered wat pushed her to dis, it was still like a dream to her... 
She forgot d bible in his house, it was going to be used in d wedding,
She had to go retrieve it, it was impossible to reach both his lines...
She decided to go to his place herself, it was raining but she had to go,
She got to his door drooping wet, i have to get dry she thought...
She stepped in using her own key, and heard lovemaking sounds from d left wing,
She cautiously climbed d steps, passed d bar and went to his door,
She pushed d door open and froze, her fiance was sodomizing her sister,
She screamed and blundered into d room,they barely looked at her and continued,
She screamed at her sister, all her sister said was "oh baby don't stop!!!".
She stumbled out of d room, went to d sitting room drawer and reached in,
She felt d reassuring cold butt of his revolver, checking to make sure it was loaded,
She went back up d steps.....