After
listening and laughing abt the trending "OGA AT THE TOP" media
bubble, I think its time my tatafo self said sth abt it, una knw say I no de
fit shut up but as friends, u hav to take me 4 who and wetin I be, if u can't,
den simply manage since there's nufin you can do about it... Haha
I was happily receiving updates on "My
Oga at the top" and laughing my ass out wen anoda service light blinked
indicating a sth new n I flew to grab my fon, na Temzy start dat thing,
telling me how and why I shud end my oga at the top fun cos of wife, children
and bla bla bla, like the rest BC's, everyoda BBM follow-follow started sending
d same thing. I vex but I quiet o.
Why on earth wud we want 2 end corruption in
Nigeria and the one person that used his two left legs 2 stroll in2 d media net
wud be left 2 go unnoticed? How is not knowing ur website a mistake, or telling
us 2 wait 4 ur oga 2 say sth b4 u say a different one, is d site an amount of
money or quantity of water that fluctuates? does dat sound like sum1 that knew
wat 2 say? Kids knw their house address, phone numbers and school details yet a
full grown man doesn't knw d web address of a platform he heads. Did he rise 2
the position of a commandant in a week?
As a jnr staff didn't he write letters?
Applications, references, didn't he advertise, teach jnr staff?, give report,
even reply query? E no do promotion exam? Wetin them ask am? In his letter of
appointment frm his oga at the top isn't there a letterhead, with the details
of the establishment? Doesn't he as oga at the bottom hav a seal or staff of
office
If a child fails a test, d class sings
shame, if a student fails an exam, he bears d carry-over shame, let Nigeria
Laugh, let our leaders learn and let D Ogas at the top be careful cos since
they want 2 die on govt seats, we wil lead 2moro frm down here making sure we
highlight their every move. D smallest negligence cud put u in d biggest of
shits.God is just starting wiv nigeria,leaders buckle up, CHANNELS TV! WELLDONE.
now unto the main matter... una suppose know say i nor go miss opportunity to preach na...
However whilst so
many have chosen to turn this to a joke, I think it should be an eye opener for
us.
Now, let's
glean some lessons from this;
1. Be very
conversant with the happenings around you at all times. Ignorance can be
deadly!
2.
Regardless of your qualification, strive to possess a Sound Interpersonal
Communication Skill (IPC). This will prevent you from making incoherent
presentations. He was unable to answer any question appropriately!
3.
Regardless of the case, be calm, remain yourself. Don't be too "Boss
Conscious". This was a challenge the man had. He wanted to please his Boss
at all cost, hence, the phrase "My Oga at the top". Refrain from
worshiping people! ||« Respect all, fear none. Honor all, worship none! »||
4. When
asked a question and you don't have an answer, please just open up by saying
you don't know. Better still, say you'll get back to the person. This led the
man to giving "ww.nscdc that's all!" as the URL for his organization.
Don't EVER misinform people!
5. In this
jet age, it will be highly calamitous to get ready. Please DON'T GET READY,
LIVE READY! The man obviously wasn't expecting the questions asked.
Bear in
mind, that this same interview could have boosted Mr. Sham's image if
successful. ||« Sometimes, the path that leads to success may also lead to
failure! »||
i have said my piece ooo... and i use dis opportunity to beg my uncle who is also a Divisional officer in NSCDC abeg nor vex o when i wear my oga at the top tee shirt come nscdc office o
