Wednesday 30 December 2015

WILL YOU BE MISSING?

I got this from someone who got it from someone who got it from someone, hence can't trace the original writer to give credit. But it's worth reading.

It was another bright Sunday morning. For Sarah,
Sunday mornings were usually eagerly awaited.
A smile lit up her face as she remembered the
song that has been rehearsed the previous day.
She had been assigned to do the lead singing -
an opportunity many members of the choir
craved,especially on Thanksgiving Sundays.
The chiming of the grandfather clock in their
state-of-the-art living room broke her reverie. It
was already 6:45am.she was almost late for the
pre-service prayer meeting for workers. She had
a hurried bath and a quick bite. The service
would be longer than usual today but far more
interesting too. She quickly inspected herself in
the mirror and smiled in satisfaction.
Leaving instructions for the housekeeper, she left
the house. Thank God she didn't have to walk.
Daddy was out of town so she could go to church
in his car. The idea of driving straight to the VIP
parking lot was very appealing to her. Daddy, as
one of the Deacons, had a special reservation in
the VIP parking lot.
She got to church in time for the pre-service
prayer. Everything seemed solemn that day.
Members soon started arriving with various
materials for Thanksgiving. The sanctuary was
fuller than ever, as typical of Thanksgiving
Sundays.
The choir was soon invited to the stage to
minister and as always, the end of the song
threw the congregation into moments of wild
excitements, accompanied by thunderous
applauds and screams from the worshippers.
Sarah smiled within herself. She always did
better than any other person in the choir. They
descended the stage and took their seats as the
sermon began.
The pastor introduced the sermon for the day -
Sacrifice of Praise. He talked endlessly-or so it
seemed to Sarah and her like - on the essence
and importance of praising God and pleasing
him. He emphasised that beyond bringing money
and other materials for Thanksgiving, believers
were supposed to live God-honouring lives
everyday.
The sermon soon ended and it was time to pray.
As the prayer session progressed, Sarah and
other back-up singers released soft tunes of
worship songs from their seats. She was so
enthralled by the melodious harmony of their
voices.
Almost immediately, there was this chaotic
murmur of voices in the congregation. Sarah
opened her eyes and found a few people still in
the praying mood. But the majority were busy
looking in different directions. She could see
something in their eyes. Uncertainty. Confusion
or was it panic? And where was the pastor in all
of this commotion? Swiftly, she turned to the
pulpit area. He was not there! Where on earth
could he have gone leaving his congregation in
such disarray? A brief scan through the choir seat
revealed that some of them were also missing.
Even Matilda wasn't there but her crutches were
in sight. Where could she have gone without her
crutches?
By this time the whole congregation had been
thrown into utter confusion. Some of them were
seen in small groups, conversing in frantic
whispers. Many did not understand what was
going on. Sarah ran wildly towards the back of
the sanctuary. She had to find mama. Seeing the
swivel chair her mother sat on made her heart
skip a bit. It couldn't be! Mama was not in her
chair, only the bag she had come to church with
was there.
Next she made for the church nursery and found
all the cradles empty. She saw an old lady,
obviously one of the nannies, crying
uncontrollably. She tried to find out from her
where other nannies had gone and why the
cradles were empty. But the nanny couldn't utter
a word - only heartbreaking sobs. She dashed
back towards the main auditorium. She bumped
into Sam, one of her friends whom her mother
had consistently warned her against moving
around with. He breathlessly confirmed that
people were missing and there seemed to be no
trace of them.
She decided then to go home. As she made for
the gate, she saw Freda. Freda wasn't a member
of their church. In fact, mama had tried severally
to invite her for service, but she never agreed.
What was she doing at the church gate crying so
disconsolately? Sarah tried to calm down and ask
her friend what the matter was. And the only
thing she could muster were "That thing your
mother always talked to me about has
happened." Sarah was dazed. What was she
talking about? No, it couldn't be!
As quickly as her legs could carry her, she ran,
almost blindly to the house, forgetting the car
she came to church in. "Maybe mama is there,
maybe Daddy has returned from his trip, maybe
Pat and Jane where there too, maybe, just
maybe." The deafening silence that greeted her
as she walked into the living room which was
busy only few hours ago paralysed her. She
picked up her handset. She could put a call
through to mama. After a few trials, she
remembered seeing mama's bag in her swivel
chair behind the church. Calling Daddy was her
surest bet. Since he was out of town, there
probably weren't such disappearances where he
was. Ah! Daddy's number won't even connect!
As if drawn by some magnetic force, she made
her way to where the radio set was. She could
probably get some information from the news.
She turned on the radio and tuned. Just as she
was about giving up, she had a male voice
announcing the sudden disappearance of people
in every part of the nation and maybe the world.
He noted that most of them were Christians.
How will the day of the rapture be for you? Will u be missing or be looking for saints who are already gone????? # copied #

Wednesday 16 December 2015

THE PICTURES ARE OUT...

Yessooo...
to all the doubting thomases... hehehehe
my wedding pictures can be found on facebook..
find your way to
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=518865529

and enjoy your hearts fill...

Don't forget to join me for Sunday's Carol/Dinner by 4pm...

Sunday 13 December 2015

CHRISTMAS CAROL/FAMILY DINNER

Okay my people... thanks a million for always staying tuned to my blog(Na radio wey them dey tune in to?)

anyway married life has been fun...(no worry i go post pictures soon, the wedding actually happened all you doubting thomases... lol)

okay it's that time of the year again when bells start jingling...
i would like to personally invite you to be a part of My church's Christmas Carol/Family dinner

Date is 20th December
Time is 4pm

President of The Living Faith foundation, Rev Joe Olaiya will be exhorting,
Guests artistes include : Mairo, Funmi Sax, Ibk,
and of cos the Carols will be led by the best choir in the world(if you like no believe, you are on your own) Vessels of Gold...


The MC and compere of this event is the hilarious: MC Bonus (na bonus mark the guy take dey pass for school)

all in all it's going to be an exciting time in God's presence, with lot's of fun, plenty to eat and drink and yet will leave a life transforming impact in your life.
Make it a date with destiny
For inquiries or info or seat reservation call: 08095205555

Friday 4 December 2015

HOW WE MET...TOLU & TOFFY

By Tolu and Toffy:
Story begins with Toffy, Continued by Tolu, (1 paragraph each)

Well, it all started with a Phone call, a mutual friend had used Tolu’s phone to try call me but I missed the call, much later in the evening I tried to call back to know whose call I missed and I heard a voice so welcoming and friendly, The harsh tone most girls use when they pick up such calls was absent (Girls be nice on phone to first time callers, You just might be speaking to your future husband) hehehehe.  Anyway, we were finally able to ascertain who had tried calling me, so I told her thanks and then requested permission to save her number so we could get to talk later and maybe become friends(As a sharp guy na).


Well, I just was being nice on phone, You know how it’s important to have good manners, and when I knew he was a friend of one of my padi’s,  I decided there was no harm in being friends and when he called subsequent times he sounded nice mannered.  We would talk for hours on phone and at some point even several midnight calls. Can you imagine he boasted that he could plait hair better than me? (I practically grew up in my mum’s hair dressing salon).  He didn’t stop there; he challenged me also saying he was a better cook (Baby, Get ready to be floored). 


Anyway She finally got Admission to UNIBEN .(Yes she wasn’t in school all this while) and I was so Glad, I was schooling in BIU, so omo I quickly booked a meeting with her. The first meeting was so so interesting, from the moment I set my eyes on her I was riveted by her beauty, she took me on a tour of her school, and finally excused herself to go to fellowship.


Mtscheew... Which Fellowship? My people make I yarn una tory, as I walked towards Ekc(Ekewuan Campus) gate to meet this guy I had come to like after countless phone calls, I couldn’t believe the assault on my eyes, behold I saw a scruffy looking young man, who had probably never heard of the invention off the pressing Iron, walking towards me, I wished the ground would open up and swallow me, whew... I would give anything to have been able to disappear right then, but Alas, the gods were not on my side, as I didn’t disappear. He walked up to me and attempted to hug me, I quickly gave him the side hug. At that moment I got an inspiration, why not show him pepper? That devious little voice whispered to me. Take him round and round the school till he gets so tired and his legs ache. And that’s exactly what I did. You should have seen him sweating... it was Epic. When I was finally pleased that I had done enough damage, I just told him I had to attend fellowship and excused myself.


Well after leaving UNIBEN I was so tired, the lovely stroll had taken its toll on me. I couldn’t even contemplate taking a bus to ring road then heading back to Ugbor GRA. I simply took a bike straight to school.


We saw about once or twice after that, I remember him taking me to Mat-ice on my birthday and trying to impress me by boasting of all he was doing, I was just looking at my time and wanted to be back in school where I knew I would have fun with my room mates... He offered me anything I wanted but I felt eating would make me spend more time there. I finally took an ice cream.


Wow what a decent girl, imagine having a babe in mat-ice and she no gree spend your money... (If I hear say that kind thing happen for BIU) anyway inevitably I began to have feelings for her.

DEVIL tiptoes in (I MADE THEM LOOSE TOUCH WITH EACH OTHER FOR 2YEARS)


ANGEL FLYS IN (I SENT ANOTHER MUTUAL FRIEND TO CONNECT THEM BACK IN 2010)


Well, I thank God for mutual friends, (keep your friends close, God can use them to connect you to your destiny) so we started talking and then I got posted to serve in Kaduna. As a corper(otondo) no much money to dey call na, so you can imagine how delighted I felt the day I saw her on 2go, a social network app...(MI 2 sound track)


It all started on 2go... the constant chatting, he soon became someone I would always look forward to chatting with, in the morning noon and night, he would flash me to come online (chai see me ooo) and we would chat till late into the night, then he began to ask me to introduce my close friends to him, and he started ‘bribing’ them, winning them over to his side. Then the visits started. There was one day I had just finished exams and was to go to Lagos the next day, after which I would start my IT. He said he just needed to see me before I travelled to Lagos and that afternoon he boarded a bus From Kaduna and came straight to Benin (I was like this guy is too impulsive).


The day I knew I was in Love was when I woke up and told myself I would see Tolu today, I waited till she came online and told her, she sounded indifferent(I think she thought I was joking) so I took the next bus to Benin. Of course I saw her that night and mutual friend 2, and that night was pure bliss, (we didn’t see for more than 40mins o) but I felt fulfilled. The next morning she left for Lagos, while I headed back to “Croc city”.


A lot of things went on via 2go, but I insisted that I could never take any guy who asks me out online or via calls serious, as the Yoruba’s would say “Oju loro wa”. But let me tell you all a secret... whispers (Toffy became shy anytime he was with me, the word master became wordless, that’s how I roll)


I made up my mind to ask her out in August of 2011, I remember the lunch dates, the cinema outings, the letters(yes letters) but every time I wanted to ask her out, it was as if there was something restraining me from talking.(how dare you all believe I was speechless, I wasn’t. I was just....)


Well Eventually, December 25th 2011, he finally told me he needed to see me urgently and he showed up on my street in the evening.  We took a long long walk round Ejigbo, after an hour he was still battling with words to say,


Dec 25th 2011, I was almost frustrated, the day didn’t have meaning to me, I wanted Tolu to be part of my life, another mutual friend(Mutual friend 3) sat me down and encouraged me to at least ask her out and that the worst I would get was a no. So I put on my shirt (my best shirt ooo) and headed to her place.


I eventually decided to spur him on, and I asked him, did you just come to gist or you have something you really want to say? If you do you better talk before it’s too late.


Till Today, I cannot remember the words that came out of my mouth; all I know is that it was none of the 7 (yes seven) well rehearsed speeches I had saved up in my head... I don’t know what made her say yes, but that day I went home with a spring in my step like never before


Whew... Finally he says something... Well, I told him I would date him, but I wasn’t sure if I wanted anything more than that, we agreed that we would give it a trial and take it slowly,
Both: Four years later, slowly but steadily, through the ups and downs, the good and the bad, through thick and thin, we have defied the odds and are ready to begin forever after....
N.B: For those who think it would have been romantic to wait and get wed on Dec 25th ... we couldn’t bear to be apart any longer...