EPISTLE... ACCORDING TO EFFIZEY

LONG AGO MY PARENTS WOULD BEAT 'nonsense' OUT  OF ME FORCING ME TO READ MY BIBLE. INFACT IN OUR HOUSE IT GOT TO A POINT THAT TO GET EXTRA FOOD YOU NEEDED TO COME UP WITH MEMORY VERSES.  (so the size of your food depended on the verses of scripture you could quote. u go fear as me and my siblings turn bible scholars na. even some pastors nor fit match me at age 8. me wey i like food...

till today i still remember those memory verses.) 
HOWEVER  AS I GREW UP I DISCOVERED THAT SCRIPTURES HAVE A WORD IN SEASON AND FOR EVERY PART OF THE BIBLE THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE LEARNT. SO I SAT BACK AND FOUND OUT THAT...

Whatever is in Matthew, Matters a lot, 

Whatever is in Mark, Mark it down,

 Whatever is in Luke; Look at it properly, 

Whatever is in John; Join them to do it. 

Whatever is in Acts; Act like that, 

The book of Romans teaches you to romance with the Holy Spirit,

Corinthians should not be left for only the Choristers, 

Galatians should be chewed like sweet Gala, 

Ephesians should be eaten like spicy Fish, 

Philippians should be Felt from the whole of your being,

Colossians teaches you it is okay to 'Colo' for Christ, 

Thessalonica teaches the importance of Testimonials, 

Timothy teaches to join a Team in church, 

Titus teaches us to Tighten our hold on God, 

Philemon is not as bitter as Lemon, 

Hebrews can be Brewed like your cup of daily coffee, 

James is not about Games, 

Peter would help you when you're in the Pit, 

Once again whatever is in John, Join them to do it,

 Jude should be followed Judiciously, 

And as for #Revelation, 

Jehovah Effizey will reveal it unto you.